Chris is a professional at:

 

1. Running into danger first

2. Dying creatively

3. Blaming lag

4. Calling himself “tactical” while hiding behind a rock for 80% of the match

 

His greatest achievements include:

1. Inventing new ways to throw matches since 2015

2. Setting world records for “most times muted by teammates”

3. Landing a headshot once, by accident

 

 

Scientists still can’t figure out how Chris always has the best loot and still loses every fight. Truly inspirational.

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Feel free to explore this shrine dedicated to the legend himself the man, the myth, the musket… mostly recoil.